bilbotheunicorn:

what. // bo burnham

"Maybe happiness is this: not feeling like you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else."

- Isaac Asimov (via wordsthat-speak)

Marilyn Monroe, photographed by Milton Greene 1955.

"quote me out of context a lot after i die"

- jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

indigenousdialogues:

Akbar II On An Elephant
Artist unknown
c.1827
Delhi, India
Watercolor on paper

“This Company Painting depicts Akbar II (1759-1837), who became the penultimate Mughal emperor (King of Delhi) in 1806. He is seated on an elephant with his son Prince Mirza Selim behind him holding a peacock-feather fan. The paper contains a watermark of 1821, and since the painting was formerly in the collection of Lord Amherst, Governor-General of Fort William (1823-1828), it was probably made for him and his wife during their visit to Delhi in 1827. On his death, Akbar II was succeeded by the last Mughal emperor, Bahadur Shah II.

‘Company paintings’ were produced by Indian artists for Europeans living and working in the Indian subcontinent, especially British employees of the East India Company. They represent a fusion of traditional Indian artistic styles with conventions and technical features borrowed from western art. Some Company paintings were specially commissioned, while others were virtually mass-produced and could be purchased in bazaars.”

- http://collections.vam.ac.uk/

Prayer can be helpful, I hear.”

trashholmes:

[walks into th police station] hello? yes it’s an emergency, ive lost my son [slaps a picture of young ben c onto th counter] pls im so worried bring my small son home

grumppig:

paulsrockinpagoda:

zohbugg:

theonetruenators:

gentlemanbones:

ghostanime:

1998 Gaming Magazine

Hindsight is hilarious.

playstation: how long does it have?

into eternity and forever

Project X: is it for real?

no

Dreamcast: can it be stopped?

in its tracks

nintendo 64: can it survive

it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing with a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

with a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

with a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

sansalayned:

Make me choose » littlesansabird asked Brienne or Shae?

TRACK: I Want To Conquer The World
ARTIST: Bad Religion
ALBUM: No Control

mrnekro:

Bad Religion - I Want to Conquer the World